Little Ears Around!
Here are some horrible inappropriate songs to kick off your weekend! Don't believe me? Ask a 7 year old to sing them ..
I've never really been one to censor my music. I don't necessarily listen to anything crazy in the first place, so there wouldn't really be much to censor. Or so I thought
Sami and I are not known for our subtlety and are known to bust out into song in the car. Since we live a good distance from the nearest town with a stop light, we're in the car a lot.
Until last week. When I for once listened to the lyrics of the songs Sami was singing.
I am a horrible mother...
So I switch the next song. Oh look! Broadway!!! That can't be bad. She can sing Showtunes at school! Right??
Everyone's a little bit racist
Oh sweet mother of God.
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart
Wish I could be just a little less dramatic
Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames
Leave it to me to be holdin’ the matches
When the fire trucks show up and there’s nobody else to blame
Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge's just a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face