21 June 2013

Little Ears Around!


Here are some horrible inappropriate songs to kick off your weekend! Don't believe me? Ask a 7 year old to sing them ..

I've never really been one to censor my music. I don't necessarily listen to anything crazy in the first place, so there wouldn't really be much to censor. Or so I thought

Sami and I are not known for our subtlety and are known to bust out into song in the car. Since we live a good distance from the nearest town with a stop light, we're in the car a lot.



Yes, I'm the crazy girl singing and dancing in the car next to you



Until last week. When I for once listened to the lyrics of the songs Sami was singing.







Nothing like your 7 year old singing along to Prince! 


Nothing wrong with that, right? ...right?



Listen closely there....
This is it, it's time for you to go to the wire
You will hit 'cause you got the burnin' desire
It's your time, you got the horn so why don't you blow it? You are fine, you're filthy cute and baby you know it

Cream, get on topCream, you will copCream, don't you stopCream, sha boogie bop


I am a horrible mother...


So I switch the next song. Oh look! Broadway!!! That can't be bad. She can sing Showtunes at school! Right??



...right??




                                                             Everyone's a little bit racist

Sometimes.

Doesn't mean we go 
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.





Oh sweet mother of God. 


NEXTTT NEXT!!!




Go and fix your make up, girl, it’s just a break up
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart

Wish I could be just a little less dramatic
Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames
Leave it to me to be holdin’ the matches
When the fire trucks show up and there’s nobody else to blame

Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge's just a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face


Well that's not too bad...That's almost cute! That's right, Sami! Rock on! 

then I glance back...


Dear god she has the facial expressions to match.

I should apologize now for any future romantic interest she has. Word of Warning..Just don't break her heart. She may very well break your spine. . 



Ok, maybe I should just turn the radio on. The radio is safe. What crazy stuff can the radio be up to?

Oh Justin Timberlake! Yes. This is safe. 



Dirty babeYou see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slaveI'll let you whip me if I misbehaveIt's just that no one makes me feel this way
Until we get to dance class and she starts singing and dancing. 


Oh myyyyy.
Yep. I give up.



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4 comments:

  1. Mother of the year right there!!!! Lol I was signing some old songs yesterday while doing laundry and it hit me that through elementary school I was singing about hookers.

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    1. Hookers are a completely acceptable topic to sing about! We were aspiring to be Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, might as well sing about it as well!

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  2. Hey Saimaeve,
    I found your blog through Erin's design portfolio, I am getting her to redesign my blog for me.
    I love this post so much ha ha it is rather interesting when you actually realise what you are singing sometimes. I remember singing My Sharona at school for a performance we really had no idea what we where singing about ha ha!
    I hope you don't mind but I loved your blog so much that I nominated it for a Liebster Award, the details are over on my page http://trialsandtribulationsofgthefatty.blogspot.com.au/
    So glad that I found your blog!!
    Have a wonderful week.
    Love Gi
    xx

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  3. I loved reading your about me section!!!
    I just came across your blog and I am now following!!
    I am looking forward to keeping up!

    xo
    Christina
    pieceitalltogetherx3.blogspot.com

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